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nickithebosss:

DEAD hahahahahaha

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It’s normal for a bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. For some reason he is worried she will become agitated or even violent after he calmly explains his desire to hook up with her friends. This is when a bro most needs his bro to remind him that there are plenty of chick in the ocean and that a breakup need not be hazardous, stressful or even time- consuming. How to dump an chick in 6 words or less… 

- “Maybe try a side salad instead.” 

- “Cute!! You ‘re growing a moustache too!!” 

- “She looks like a younger you!!” 

- “I will finance a boob job.” 

- “Sorry I threw your shoes out.” 

- “Your sister let me do that!!” 

I Died

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ellablack:

Let’s face it, objectively NPH is not the prettiest man on the planet….but there is just something about him that turns him into:

A Sex God

The Cutest Guy In The World

The King of Cool

The Ambassador of Awesome

The Father Everyone Would Be Proud to Have

And A Man Who Will Change The World

And also the ULTIMATE BRO